He Who Fights with Monsters 6 Quotes

“I need to go in the other room. This is getting awkward and I left my thinly-veiled excuse to leave you two alone in there.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“The street is in an extradimensional city I’m taking over so a hole doesn’t get blasted in the side of the universe. Mondays, am I right?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“You know butlering isn't a real genre right." Jason said. "Given the real genres that is hardly an indictment." Shade said. "I'm not responsible for the literary failings of your planet. Mister Asano”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights With Monsters 6

“What is this made of?” “Clouds,” Taika said. “Clouds?” “Clouds,” Taika confirmed. “How does that work?” Dashiell asked. “Magic, bro. Are you new?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“You’re not an onion, Gareth, so stop trying to pickle yourself.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“I’m afraid he’s unable to hear you from here, Mr Asano,” Shade said. “If it would save you time, I can explain to him myself that he’s a worthless aggregation of excrement whom the cosmos would be better for wiping off its shoe. Metaphorically speaking.” “I”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“I’m saving the world, so I’d best get back to it. As you can see, I’m standing in my underwear in the middle of the street, covered in blood, next to a building I just blew up.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“Yeah, but at least the ones that do are decent people. Anyone who’d put your poster up is probably on a watch list.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“Butlering is a noble profession of Duty, Dignity, Profesionalism, and composure.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights With Monsters 6

“I’d rather enjoy taking a sausage in the mouth.” “Please don’t be juvenile, Mr Asano.” “You think it’s beneath me to say?” “No, Mr Asano. It is beneath me to listen.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“It’s still not about killing monsters,” he told his reflection in a wall mirror. “It’s about how good you look while killing monsters.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“It means that all that really matters is what we decide matters to us.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6

“the stronger I get, the harder it is to roll the boulder up the hill.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 6