There's No Way I'd Die First Quotes

“at our place in Long Island”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“THE PEOPLE COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT WEALTH IS NOT THE FRUIT OF LABOR BUT THE RESULT OF ORGANIZED, PROTECTED ROBBERY.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“Above all else, thanks and praise to God.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“let out a shaky breath. “Guess the night wouldn’t be complete without the most overdone horror cliché, right?” “What’s that?” “The not-dead-yet,” I say, feeling goose bumps pop up everywhere.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“Don’t turn off the lights”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“Josh’s idea of a costume is a white T-shirt with the words The Liberal Elite and ripped jeans. Very on-brand.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“After tonight, I’m hoping to hit fifty.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“things that scare us, ya know? And where we even make it out alive!”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“Gotta admit I’d never heard of Blacula before I signed up.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“Both genres take us on an emotional journey.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“For one-percenters like Josh, it's easy to conflate overconfidence with intelligence and much easier to get everyone to think he's the real deal.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First

“First I’m a snowflake. Now I’m a shit stain. Meanwhile, he’s a whole-ass killer hiding behind a janky clown costume.”
― Lisa Springer, There's No Way I'd Die First