Sacked Quotes

“You did have a lot of footballs," I remarked, my expression deadpan.
When she realized what I was implying, I had to duck to the side to avoid being socked on the arm.
"I'll leave Ruler of Balls to one of you guys," she said dryly.
I chuckled. "But Queen of Balls has such a ring to it."
"Ding dong," she said sarcastically.
"Okay," I said. "Queen of Ding dongs—"
"No," she cut me off. She was laughing so hard now, tears ran down her cheeks. She dabbed at her running mascara and laughed harder still.”
― Lizzi Stone, Sacked