Mad Man Quotes

“Life isn’t meant to be lived in moderation.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Avi frowned. “I don’t know. We just have this thing. We, like, see each other and say mean things and then we go our separate ways. I didn’t want to be a stalker.” “Killing people is one thing but stalking…yeah, no. That’s where he draws the line,” Adam said, voice dripping with sarcasm.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Can you fucking imagine the bloodbath that would ensue if the Mulvaneys played Monopoly?”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“This is fucking surreal,” Noah said to Adam. “Like watching an AI become sentient.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Are you afraid of Jericho?” Noah asked, frowning in confusion. “No, I’m afraid of Felix, and if Jericho says something to Felix, he’s going to fucking cut my balls off in my sleep.” “That’s not true,” Adam said, tone dripping with sarcasm. “He’ll do it while you’re wide awake so he can savor the look of agony on your face.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“We’re running out of brothers to marry off unless Dad wants to take one for the team.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“If you hurt him, he’ll probably kill you. He’s…fragile.” “Fragile?” Avi echoed. “Yes. Fragile like a hand grenade,” Noah said. “Fucking handle with care or he’ll blow up your whole goddamn life.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“But you drive like two drunken squirrels are trapped in the car and running over the floorboards,”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Who the fuck are you people?” Thorpe shouted. “We’re karma and we’ve come to collect,” Avi told him, slapping him in the face.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“All were in attendance with the exception of Atticus who had bowed out for a board meeting, which was Atticus speak for ‘I’m not ruining my shoes for this.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“The only way you and I are leaving this world is together, in matching body bags. Take that how you will.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Should he just ask him if he was into Thomas? Maybe if he just told Aiden they were all cool with him and Thomas doing the deed, maybe he’d put Dad out of his misery. The man was a wreck. A stylish wreck, but a wreck just the same.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“He might have looked delicate, but fuck if he wasn’t solid steel on the inside. Fragile like a hand grenade. That was what Noah had said—that Felix would blow up his life. Felix had blown up Avi’s life the minute he’d laid eyes on him. He just hadn’t realized it until he’d kissed him. And Felix had slapped him.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Yeah, usually when I call you kitten, you find some super creative way to threaten me and then we, like…banter. But there’s been no banter for two whole days. Just you…ignoring me. I don’t like when you won’t play with me,” Avi said, tone almost sulky.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Why would you assume I bottomed?” Felix asked, pissy. “Because you walked in here like you’d ridden a horse home from work,” Levi observed.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Felix was his favorite part of the day. He felt like he was holding his breath until Felix sauntered in like he owned the place in whatever insane get-up he’d put together, dropping his stuff on his desk, ignoring the stares, regal as a fucking prince.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Atticus’s human house plant. The one they buried alive behind the cabin for Zane.” “Oh, yeah,” Felix said. “I wonder how he’s doing?” “Atticus said he finally stopped screaming.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Are you insane?” he shouted. “Clinically,” Avi confirmed,”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Because if the universe gave you a Mulvaney and made you a good driver, it would rip a hole in the time space continuum. It’s all about balance, kitten.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Felix wasn’t so much protective as possessive. Any man who thought he could come between him and Avi soon found themselves blacklisted from their lives. And those men were lucky all Felix did was banish them; he wasn’t a very benevolent king. He would happily be yelling, ‘Off with their heads!’ if it wasn’t for prying eyes.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Priorities, guys. First, we take care of these losers, then we Parent Trap Thomas and Aiden,” Noah said.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Some of us just had far more marketable skills to work with. Ones that might contribute to society,” August said with a grunt, shoving post hole diggers deeper into the ground. Adam scoffed. “Your research is in quantum mechanics. You might as well be a professional unicorn hunter.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“What? Oh, I’m sorry, are we not supposed to acknowledge that every person who ends up knowing our secret is either wed or bred?”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Nobody knew what it was about Adam and Noah that they recognized in each other, but it had to be something nobody else possessed, because if Noah left Adam, Avi was pretty sure Adam would burn everything down.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Mulvaneys stick. We find our person and then we just make it work, no matter what.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“I don’t want to embarrass your dad.” Avi snickered. “Have you met Adam? Do you think you could ever do anything to us more embarrassing than the shit he’s pulled? He stole a yacht. Twice. He once skipped school and took the jet to London for a soccer game. He once got a royal so high, he almost missed his own wedding. All before he was twenty. Feel better?”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“One Mulvaney was more than enough. Besides, everybody knew Aiden only had eyes for Thomas. And who could blame him? Thomas was a snack. Hell, he was hot, rich, and held the leash for a handful of killers. He was the whole fucking meal.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Avi gave a delighted laugh. “You can’t move. You’re my hostage. My snuggle hostage.” “How are you a cold-blooded killer?” Felix asked, exasperated. “My love of murder doesn’t have anything to do with my capacity for cuddles. They’re not mutually exclusive.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Felix was jealous. Felix wanted him so much he’d started sabotaging his hookups. That was an amazing development. Even if it did mean people thought Avi took a love of equestrianism way too far.”
― Onley James, Mad Man

“Avi had always thought of Felix as a pampered pedigree kitten, but the truth was, Felix was an alley cat in a rhinestone collar. He was pretty and prissy, but he was all teeth and claws.”
― Onley James, Mad Man