Utterly Me, Clarice Bean Quotes

“I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]”
― Lauren Child, Utterly Me, Clarice Bean

“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”
― Lauren Child, Utterly Me, Clarice Bean