They Call Me Wicked Quotes

“His dick is so massive that the head of it has probably only seen the balls in pictures. I could probably wrap it around my neck like a scarf if I wasn’t afraid it would get hard and strangle me. Like a helicopter, it could probably seat six. When he flies commercial, he probably has to check that thing as baggage. Hell, he could probably bench my entire body with his dick alone. He most definitely accidentally sits on that thing at least once a day. How the fuck does he wear pants?”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked

“Oh my God, that thing isn’t even fully hard and it could spear me in half. That thing is so big it probably has its own area code. Like, so big that if it entered into a dick contest, it would come out first, second, and third.”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked

“Guess it’s just you and me tonight, Dildo Baggins.”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked