Lord January Quotes

“Chef Gordon.”
― Dakota Krout, Lord January

“I’ve checked upstairs,” one of the other bounty hunters shouted down after a few minutes. “No sign of Grant Monday. Just a gaggle of kids, and one that was peeing on the walls! Hah!” “Timmy!” Fergus shouted as he scrambled to get up from the table. “I showed you, boy. Do. It. In. The. Toilet!”
― Dakota Krout, Lord January

“be in lots of pain soon. “That sounds fun…?” Grant cautiously ventured. “I've heard tales of people that traveled a mile with each step; is it something like that?” ”
― Dakota Krout, Lord January

“Caravan is in need of a guard. Danger level: minimal. This opening is due to the death of a guard, but fear not! He died from choking on a strawberry pie.”
― Dakota Krout, Lord January

“It's over nine thousand?”
― Dakota Krout, Lord January