How to Date a Dragon Quotes

“There’s also the fact that he was thoughtful enough to think of something I’d enjoy, that he went to the trouble of dragging his friends along to help, that he’s sweet and funny and sexy as fuck. Sure, he makes me roll my eyes and sometimes want to hit him with a car, but… that’s just part of his appeal?”
― Louisa Masters, How To Date a Dragon

“I straighten fast and breathe deeply as I attempt to process the three new things I’ve just learned. One: Hagen’s a douche who literally sat for nearly an hour with sticky hands just to mess with me. Two: He’s cleaning up his mess without being asked. Three: He’s also the kind of douche who hides the fact he’s cleaning up… again, just to mess with me.”
― Louisa Masters, How To Date a Dragon

“Sheep?” He seems to be thinking about it. “That’s lamb and mutton, right? And wool. The fluffy animals that get scared easily?” I bite back a smile. “Yes.” His nod is solemn. “I don’t think they’d die of fright if they smelled a dragon, but I’ll check.” Holy crap.”
― Louisa Masters, How To Date a Dragon

“I didn’t fully understand it before, when Caolan asked me if I was prone to sudden fits of homicidal rage, because a day with a dragon might drive you to it. I thought he was joking. Or that it was part of a friendly joke between the dragons and elves. Boy, was I deluded.”
― Louisa Masters, How To Date a Dragon

“Probably Fabian, our record keeper and historian. Technically he could do his job in the city, but it’s best for him to be where Kethe can keep an eye on him. He’s a very special snowflake.”
― Louisa Masters, How To Date a Dragon