Married to My Best Friend Quotes

“He nodded, paused a moment, then said, “So do I need to apply for membership to the bisexual club?” “Tonight was your audition. You passed!” “Sweet!” He kissed me. “How do I go about getting my card?” “Queer people are magic, baby. We just know. It’ll arrive via unicorn in ten business days.”
― Riley Hart, Married to My Best Friend