Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me & Other Trials from My Queer Life Quotes

“In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.”
― Michael Thomas Ford, Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me & Other Trials from My Queer Life

“MY FIRST SUMMER living in New York, I couldn’t wait for”
― Michael Thomas Ford, Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me and Other Trials from My Queer Life

“Where’s the skill in throwing a hook loaded with tempting bait into the general vicinity of lots of perpetually hungry creatures with brains the size of mustard seeds? You might as well go to a playground, scatter Reese’s peanut butter cups around, and club to death the first four year old foolish enough to approach, believing innocently that such treats are readily available in nature.”
― Michael Thomas Ford, Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me and Other Trials from My Queer Life