Drama King Quotes

“Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“And then I’d gone and spoiled everything like Charlie Sheen giving a prime time interview, or Elon Musk and Twitter, or Kanye West and . . . you know, every day since 2015.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“I liked being the best at what I did, I valued this innate desire to prove myself, to be valuable in all situations and with all people. I liked being of service, doing the grunt work, and taking pride in myself, my ethics, and my standards. I liked that I refused to settle for less in a relationship when I knew I deserved more,”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Time doesn’t heal childhood trauma because it slices into the very foundation of a person before any walls can be built to protect what lay inside. It forms a person, and they cannot be separated from it,”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“If a duck had deer brains, they’d fly north for the winter”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Nope. Not deer. They witness the murder of their friend and think to themselves, ‘Well, I’ll just mosey on out there and see what’s up.’ Brave as a bigamist, stupid as a watermelon.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Sucking in air, I found enough wherewithal to tear my arrested attention away before he saw me staring at him like he was a donut and I was a carb addict. Or like he was a donut and I was literally any person on earth who enjoyed donuts.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“he was a bossy son-of-a-bastard (literally) and enjoyed no walks on the beach, dinners in front of his computer with zero candles, and bringing up uncomfortable subjects that were certain to start an argument.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone,”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Open your mind before your mouth.” ​— ​ARISTOPHANES”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Well. Isn’t that just a yellow jacket in the outhouse.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“I told Harry I don’t shave, I wax.” I studied my cuticles. “I then offered to wax his balls should he ever grow a pair.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” ​— ​ARISTOPHANES”
― Penny Reid, Drama King

“The outhouse was fifty feet behind the main house. But I wouldn’t tell Beth this. I didn’t want to spoil the surprise.”
― Penny Reid, Drama King