Declassified Quotes

“Mozart once wrote a piece entitled “Leck mich im Arsch.” Which translates, roughly, as “Lick Me in the Ass.” Not exactly country club music.”
― Arianna Warsaw-Fan Rauch, Declassified: A Low-Key Guide to the High-Strung World of Classical Music

“*Note: if any of the musicians listed in the sections above is a full-time participant in one or more ensembles specializing in historical performance or contemporary music, they will display fewer of the characteristics I have described above and behave, instead, like vegans. Not Hollywood vegans, whose activism is displayed in a glossier, trendier way, but the kinds of vegans you find hiking the Appalachian Trail or existing in any place called “Portland.”
― Arianna Warsaw-Fan Rauch, Declassified: A Low-Key Guide to the High-Strung World of Classical Music