Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot Quotes

“The pose of a horse in a statue tells you how the rider died. If both front legs are in the air, the rider died in battle. If one leg is in the air, the rider died of wounds sustained in battle and if both front legs are on the ground, the rider died of natural causes. Did You Know?”
― Alex Smart, Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot: Funny Bathroom Trivia Book For Adults & Older Teens