Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend Quotes

“And you are all my sunrises and sunsets, rain on green leaves, fireworks reflected in a smooth lake, and a wood fire on the coldest winter day. You are sex and sin and a guardian angel. You are every beat of my heart and every moment of peace and every hour of pandemonium. You are the sweetest torture I’ve ever known. And you . . . will never feel one tenth for me what I feel for you. And that, also, is perfect.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Why only send one? Send them all. Oh! But send only one a day, at the same time every day. Then he’ll be watching his phone like a hawk every night at 10:00 p.m. He’ll be like Pavlov’s dogs, but happier, with both saliva and a boner.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“You’ve always been a superhero.” Byron slid his nose against mine, brushing our lips together and whispering, “You’re a teacher, aren’t you? The only difference is that teachers don’t wear capes.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“I didn’t care about that stupid job. I didn’t care about anything. Nothing mattered. Not even climate change. And humanity was all destined to die from climate change. That’s how upset I was.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“You measure success of a life in the difference made, not in the amount of money or fame earned, and not in terms of the freedom you’re afforded.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Some girls who excelled at academics all through elementary school will purposefully start doing poorly around the age of twelve—especially with math, science, engineering, and technology since those have traditionally been considered male-dominated subjects—not wanting to be perceived as smart.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Byron had said teaching was an underpaid and underappreciated profession. He’d said it drained the life out of people. He’d said the system takes advantage of teachers and sets them up to fail, so why would any intelligent, reasonable person with an aptitude for science or mathematics or engineering ever willingly accept a teacher’s salary to do a teacher’s job?”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“He’s got banana pants for you. And he needs to know he’s someone who can be adored, and that you have kiwi pants for him.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“The voyeurs, they lurk until they stumble across pain porn, and then they pick it apart, offer their unsolicited opinions about a situation and people they do not know or understand, ignoring context as though the bigger picture is a finger painting.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Discomfort is temporary, lies are forever.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“I want to know you. I’m not asking you to explain yourself. I’m asking you to help me understand so I don’t misunderstand.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“More people who actively avoid reading about the personal lives of others when there’s no criminal activity or risk to public safety. It feels intrusive to me.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Sheep-biting footlicker.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Dr. Sarcastico Apathy Hole!”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“He likes darkness, rain, and silence,”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“teaching was an underpaid and underappreciated profession. He’d said it drained the life out of people. He’d said the system takes advantage of teachers and sets them up to fail, so why would any intelligent, reasonable person with an aptitude for science or mathematics or engineering ever willingly accept a teacher’s salary to do a teacher’s job?”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“Love isn’t love when it enables selfish, destructive behavior. Love isn’t love when it makes excuses for abusive and hurtful choices. It becomes twisted, a perversion. It becomes cowardice.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend

“There’s a difference between understanding actions and finding them justifiable.”
― Penny Reid, Ten Trends to Seduce Your Bestfriend