Naughty Neil Quotes

“I can pack up some cookies for you to take with you, if you like,” I offer faintly, because what else do you do when faced with a six-foot-three government agent who can shift into a giant dog and whines because his team administrator doesn’t bake cookies?”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“I’ve never really understood the concept of Christmas. I know it’s part of one of their religions, and I think this is the one that’s all tangled up in a sorcerer who pretended to be the “son of god” in an attempt to teach humans to behave better, but then where does the fat guy in the red suit come into it? And why are humans teaching their children that home invasion is something to look forward to?”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“Mark: I’ll ask him if he’s interested in baking for cash. No promises. Ashwini: Ask really nicely. Do whatever it takes to convince him. Mark: Are you telling me to prostitute myself for cookies? Ashwini: Please, don’t act like you wouldn’t. Mark: Of course I would, but not when the cookies are for you.”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“You had cookie sex? And you didn’t invite us?” Everyone freezes. Then, as one, we turn to look at Cody. “What?” he asks defensively.”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“I give up and smirk at them. “That’s right. You smell icing. And peppermint cookies. Cranberry and white chocolate cookies. And vanilla cookies—made with real vanilla bean. I ate them all, nearly two dozen of them, and some I crumbled onto the body of the superhot incubus I spent the day with and ate them off him. Because my life is just that great, bitches.”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“You’re a werewolf?” I swear to god, if this is Teen Wolf come to life, I am there. Sign me up, baby, and where’s the lifetime membership option?”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“There’s something about you that makes me think of puppies, and I love puppies. Come on in.”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil

“Dude, you want me to just let you into my house? That’s how horror movies start.”
― Louisa Masters, Naughty Neil