Oleander Quotes

“Now, my life was good again. It wasn’t perfect, but that’s the secret of life: nothing’s perfect. But when you’ve got a safe place to sleep, food in your kitchen, and people that care about you, life is good.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“Summoning a ghost is rather easy. All you have to do is clear your mind of distractions, and then focus on the decedent in question. That’s right, almost every fortune teller and séance facilitator out there is hawking snake oil when they drag out their cards and crystal balls.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“Being smart is the first step to being tough. If you can’t out fight the bad guys, you’ve got to out-think them.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“It wasn’t even seven in the morning, and Dan was calling me. I accepted the call, and said, “Do you ever sleep?” “Like a baby,” he replied.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“People who are into plants are like addicts. They can never have just one, and they’re always buying more. I find it hard to believe an oleander was his starter houseplant.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“Sunday is April Fools’ Day! As you know, certain non-corporeal beings do delight in playing tricks on such, what do you call them? Ah, yes. Fake holidays.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander

“Maybe his damaged soul recognized the damage in mine.”
― Jennifer Allis Provost, Oleander