Diary of Entity 303 Quotes

“It’s been about two weeks now and nothing special happened. I wanted to have some fun, probably go on an adventure with Herobrine or something. So, I texted him, “Heroboy,” (The nickname that I gave him) “I want to have some fun like have an adventure or something.” He replied, “why should i care go and do ur freakin stuff im not in a mood for adventure bruh” Yup. Texting was never Herobrine’s strong point. “dude u need 2 improve ur texting” I backfired. That got him good. “>:(”, Was what he sent as a reply. Hope you improve your texting and typing skills by reading these few sentences. Herobrine sent me a message, “is my texting better now.” Nope. “Nope,”
― The Young Gamer 2012, Diary of Entity 303

“The wandering trader looked at me then at Herobrine. “So, um, are you fine sirs interested in a trade?” I looked at Herobrine. “Capture him. He’ll be useful later.” I whispered. “Um, sirs?” Said the wandering trader, who was starting to get nervous. Herobrine pulled out a rope and with his perfect aim, he threw it around the wandering trader’s mouth, and then he threw more of them all around his body. The wandering trader’s eyes widened. “Mph! Mph!” He started wiggling around. I glared at him. He, in fear, stopped wiggling. >:) Herobrine pulled the wandering trader onto his shoulder as though it was a sack of rice. The wandering trader started crying and I heard him whisper something like, “Is this the end? Will I really die today? If that’s going to happen, tell my family that I love all of its members!” I rolled my eyes at his severe dramatism. I wonder why people love to be dramatic?... We reached home and I asked my trainer- vindicator, Vindicator number 9, to train the wandering trader to join the dark side, of course, with a lot of torturing. Muhahahahaha!”
― The Young Gamer 2012, Diary of Entity 303