The Holy F*cking Bible Quotes

“But for Adam no suitable helper was found. So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep by holding a chloroform-soaked hankie to his face; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh.”
― Matt Shaw, The Holy F*cking Bible: According to Matt Shaw

“I am sick and tired of jokes from yesteryear being stripped from old shows, comedians (known for being close to the knuckle) getting “cancelled” and groups of Karens basically telling us what we can and cannot like, what we should and should not find funny and so on and so forth. It’s all rather depressing. The only thing we should fight is actual hate speech but, no… Entertainment is being targeted and, yes, this kind of thing does fall under the header “entertainment”.”
― Matt Shaw, The Holy F*cking Bible: According to Matt Shaw