Nautical Noobs Quotes

“Dude, I will tear your arm off and shove it so far up your ass that you will be able to wave to yourself when you smile at a mirror,”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs

“I’m going to shit out my soul,” I said calmly,”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs

“I have to push to get the rest of the power in there,” I yelled. “Keep thrusting,” ordered Shart. “We might be damaging it,” I screamed back. “Keep going.  Once you go badger, you never go back,” added Badgelor.”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs

“hear the smirk in his voice.”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs

“You can have the biggest sword in the world, but it still won’t make wine,”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs

“Meanwhile, I will be tireless in my efforts to escape from here. You cannot hold the mighty Shart in such a confined space!  I am going to explode out of here when you least expect it!  One moment, she’s going to be thinking happy thoughts.  Then, guess what?  Boom!  Shart everywhere!  I mean, just look around here!  Is...is that a pool table?” “Shart?” I questioned. “And a wet bar?” asked Shart slowly.  “Huh,”
― Ryan Rimmel, Nautical Noobs