Jane Slayre Quotes

“Human beings never enjoy complete happiness in this world, do they?”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre

“Nothing like a little zombie beheading to take the edge off staking one’s aunt.”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre

“If people were always kind and obedient to those who are cruel and unjust, the wicked people would have it all their own way.”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre

“Sighing, he paused a moment as if to take in my essence or to gather his wits. As he had no wits to gather, it must have been my essence giving him pause.”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre

“Was I trying to kill my cousin? He who was so kind to let me live and not drink my blood at tea?”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre

“Do you think he is justified, or is he just another Englishman looking to unload his stroppy cow of a wife?”
― Sherri Browning Erwin, Jane Slayre: The Literary Classic with a Blood-Sucking Twist