The Fiancée Farce Quotes

“Come on. Indulge my domestic fantasies, darling. I want to share a Costco card with you.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce

“Max! You moron! This would never happen in a Taylor Swift song! You’re fucking harshing my vibe, my man!”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce

“The road to hell is paved with the best intentions.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce

“I get cold, okay? Some of us aren’t currently operating with a blood alcohol level high enough to dilate all of our blood vessels and—and activate our thermoreceptors.” “Mmm, that’s nice. I like it when you talk nerdy. Is that something you do often?” Because Gemma could really get behind that. And on top of it. All over it.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce

“He scored, she was scored, a prize that was worthless once won.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce

“What did pastries say?
Probably that she should pony the fuck up and go inside if she was asking herself that question.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiancée Farce