Kid Youtuber 7 Quotes

“get another BOOYAH PRO. Except Fergus didn’t use it to buy another BOOYAH”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“specific sound – oil slick balloons, insta-freeze balloons, sludge balloons. There’s even one the size of a house called the “Chonker.” And in that match, I heard ALL the different”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Marcus still dreams of becoming an astronaut and WALKING ON THE SUN, LIKE WHAT?? THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. YET.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“leave”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“history of thieving, but the bad guy is never the guy you MOST suspect,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“It’ll make you laugh. It’ll make you cry. Then it’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll cry. And THEN, it’ll make you cry so hard that you’ll laugh!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“the goodest. And the bestest. And the smelliest. And the—wait. Not the BAD smelliest. The GOOD smelliest! I mean that she smells GOOD – NOPE! That sounds creepy. Like, she’s got good HYGIENE! Like, CLEAN! She smells CLEAN, and O.M.GOSH why can’t I just stop talking right now??”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“and sour cream and guac and jalapenos and O.M.CHEESE,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“it’ll make you cry so hard that you’ll laugh!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“two or ALL the puppies if I could’ve. But whatever, it was just cool to have puppies in the mall. My sister’s gonna FREAK when I tell her about it. Anyways, Fergus and Annie returned to our tournament table with the biggest plate of nachos I’d ever seen in my whole entire life, so me and Emma went and joined them. The four of us dug into the towering mountain of chips and cheese and chicken and onions and queso and tomatoes and salsa and sour cream and guac and jalapenos and O.M.CHEESE, it was SO good! I filled my belly with warm food and then sat back, watching all the people around the tournament having fun. What a great start to a weekend full of friends, puppies, and video games. I mean, seriously, everything was PERFECT, and there wasn’t a single thing that could change that… And immediately, Annie goes, “It was stolen,” but she didn’t know that! Isn’t it funny how some people go to the worst-case scenario first? That’s called “catastrophic thinking” and helps ABSOLUTELY NOBODY in times of stress. So, until we had more details, I thought it best to simply call the camera “missing.” I ran up to Callie, HOPING that maybe she had taken the camera to a Lost & Found box somewhere inside Hacktronics, but nope. Apparently, they didn’t have one. Not good. That meant somebody MIGHT have stolen it. I went to the other players in the tournament and asked if THEY saw anything suspicious, but nobody did! I just couldn’t believe it! How was it possible that NOBODY saw some fool GANK an $800 camera?? That doesn’t even make any sense! Fergus had completely shut down. Annie was angry at me. And Emma was just caught in the middle of it, sitting there, like, “Awkwaaaaaard.” Then, outta nowhere, Annie let me have it. She shouted a bunch of stuff at me that weren’t the kindest things ever, but I fixed all that through the MAGIC of editing…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“eye.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“huge water balloon hammer that’d make Harley Quinn jealous.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“mean, yeah, she was pretty rad with those”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“that’s what I spent the whole time doing while the sounds of battle echoed around me.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“but she didn’t. She only got to the mall right after we won,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“EASY, NORMAL, and HARD are typical game modes, but INSANE mode?”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“waddled away like a boss.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“me, if I could buy him another camera, I would’ve in a hot second, but I ain’t got that kinda bread! I only get five bucks allowance a week and according to my calculations, it’d take me, like, FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS to save up $800!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 7: Gamer's Paradise (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja