Unlikely to Stay Quotes

“See there?” Patty said. “Totally qualified to clean this little…” The color drained from her face as she looked at the abscess on Marty’s ass still oozing pus. “This little boil on your booty.”
“Abscess,” Brant whispered. “It’s an abscess.”
“Like I said,” Patty gulped. “Teeny little abscess.”
Marty harrumphed. “I guess you can fix me up then, doc.”
“It’s an honor,” Brant muttered under his breath. “Totally what I went to nursing school to do.”
“What’s that you said?” Marty asked.
“I said I totally learned how to do this in nursing school. I’m an abscess expert.”
― Olivia Sherwood, Unlikely to Stay