Covid Claus is Coming to Town Quotes

“Dr Mistletoe was yet to have a feeling erupt inside of her reminiscent of two freight trains colliding inside a narrow tunnel (the tunnel in this instance being her vagina).”
― M.J. Edwards, Covid Claus is Coming to Town

“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― M.J. Edwards, Covid Claus is Coming to Town