The Plight Before Christmas Quotes

“Fuck the hell out of your wife, and while you do it, shower her with affection. And do yourself a solid by not ever asking her what’s for dinner, ever again.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“She’s mine. She has to be because my heart is hers and always has been. It’s never been so clear.
I loved her then, soul-deep.
I love her now, perpetually.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“He peers down at me, oozing sex appeal, a smug smirk on his lips as he slowly leans in. “Name’s Sean,” he says in a whisper.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Just remember when times get hard, when your problems are blinding you, that you’re on a floating planet in the middle of a vast galaxy filled with the unexplainable, and the only thing holding you to it is an invisible force you can’t see.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Name’s Sean,”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“For me, family is the definition of gravity.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“I might have convinced myself I came out of selfish curiosity to deliver an overdue apology, but that’s no longer the case at all. I find myself in the same position I was in the second I let her go—filled with longing and soul-crushing regret.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“It was the bitter freaking maraschino cherry on top of the shit sundae I’ve been shoveling down for the last three weeks.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“I was so lonely I used to have conversations with—” “The moon,” I say softly, tears gliding down my cheeks as I remember his confession about the sky.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Serena has no idea how lucky she is to have someone willing to brave the cold to ensure she’s warm—to open the impossible pickle jar, carry the bulk of the heavy load. Little things men do to care for their women. Things that are taken for granted over time by those in a relationship.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“But there’s an upside.” “What’s that?” “The growing pains may sting like a motherfucker, but they’re necessary to help you figure out what’s most valuable. Once you know what’s most important to you, it all becomes crystal clear.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“You were, are, the love of my life, Whitney Collins.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“It’s as complicated and as simple as this—after nearly a lifetime apart, I don’t just want her. I want her back.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“I have not truly lived until this moment, being in love, with her.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“I think it is finally time to acknowledge the asshats who broke my heart. Thanks for the ammo.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“The…sky? Okay”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas: An Un-EX-pected Sugar and Spice Christmas Romance

“Of course”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas: An Un-EX-pected Sugar and Spice Christmas Romance

“It’s as complicated and as simple as this—after nearly a lifetime apart”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas: An Un-EX-pected Sugar and Spice Christmas Romance

“a hesitant man isn’t a man to put your hopes into,”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas: An Un-EX-pected Sugar and Spice Christmas Romance

“We should just save ourselves the back pain and buy flats and a vibrator because—at the end of the day—all we’re left with is the credit card bill for uncomfortable shoes we can’t afford and inevitable heartache.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas: An Un-EX-pected Sugar and Spice Christmas Romance

“don’t think this is going to work.” “Why?” “Because we’re in different places.” “I don’t understand, Whitney. We’re both in my apartment.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“And Triple Falls is small town in every sense. It seems very few secrets are kept here.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“This morning, I was soaking in a bubble bath—my first bubble bath in ages—and Thatch came in and took a two-minute asparagus piss with the obligatory pop fart. And when I unleashed hell at him, he slowly pulled back the shower curtain, folded his arms, and said ‘it was a good pee.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Surprisingly, the only thing that girl loves more than my son and her children—is football.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“a hesitant man isn’t a man to put your hopes into,’ I allowed myself to freefall for him. Sadly, I didn’t fully hear or understand her warning until now.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Plenty of women don’t withhold sex as a weapon. It doesn’t mean they don’t hold grudges. It just means they’re going to get theirs while they’re pissed.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Now she’s batting for him? Damn him and his voodoo icicle eyes.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“It’s like Charlotte says in Sex and the City—‘Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be these great nice guys to have fun with.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“Old habits Die Harding the fuck out of me. Jesus, she’s so far in your head that you’re using movie titles as verbs.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas

“The growing pains may sting like a motherfucker, but they’re necessary to help you figure out what’s most valuable. Once you know what’s most important to you, it all becomes crystal clear.”
― Kate Stewart, The Plight Before Christmas