The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Oh my. That's a big chicken,” Dad said. The chicken had gotten bigger, though not by much, but now it was about the size of three normal chickens. “Is that...a mutant?” Mom asked, whispering the word as if the chicken might hear and be offended. Kate nodded and explained the situation to their parents. Mom crossed her arms. “Well, if it’s not hurting anyone, I say we just leave it alone.”  “I wonder if it tastes different,” Dad said, and Mom gasped.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“It’s Bruce!” Jack said, coming out of his room and holding his nose. “He’s been farting non-stop!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“but...what’s a ball and why is it made of feet?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“The sun had risen. Light came in through the windows of the prison.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“It took Kate no time at all to figure out why all the chickens were roaming the village.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“with Waffles the screaming goat. “AAH!” he screamed.  “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series

“Alright, so I understood some of that, but...what’s a ball and why is it made of feet?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: A Feast to Remember (Thanksgiving Special): AMF Holiday Special Series