The Secret Quotes

“Are the orgasms, like, abundant?” Erin asks. “Fuck, yes.” I press my lips together as they laugh. “Oh, my God, you guys. I’ve had sex before, and orgasms aren’t exactly new, but holy shitballs, this guy makes it his one job in life to make sure I come constantly.” “He’s doing the Lord’s work,” Josie says, holding her glass up in cheers. “God bless him.”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret

“And then you just stood up for yourself and put me in my place. I’ve never been so turned on in my life.”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret

“When her eyes meet mine, she winks. My heart stutters. “Well, look at that,” Natalie says with a happy sigh. “That’s exactly what I came here to see.”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret

“I’ve had sex before, and orgasms aren’t exactly new, but holy shitballs, this guy makes it his one job in life to make sure I come constantly.” “He’s doing the Lord’s work,”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret

“Come on, you guys,” Chelsea says and takes Vaughn’s other hand. “You can sit by me. I call dibs on Vaughn, everyone.” While the others laugh, I move to my baby sister’s side and whisper in her ear, “I already licked it, so it’s mine.”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret

“That’ll be a story to tell your grandchildren.” “I don’t think I’ll be bragging to the grandkids that I had a one-time stand with someone. If my gran said something like that to me…ew. No. Just no.”
― Kristen Proby, The Secret