A Very London Christmas Quotes

“The opulent zen of the marble bathroom has been defaced by Christmas tat of the shittiest order. These little minxes have covered the loo seat with a cheap and nasty polyester felt cover designed to look like Mrs Claus. It features a round, flesh-coloured smiling face, white puffs for hair, a red gathered nightcap and two red felt circles to denote rosy cheeks. I snort in derision, not amusement. ‘Isn’t it cool, Daddy?’ Bea lifts the seat, and the cluster of bells at Mrs Claus’ throat emit a tinny tinkle.”
― Elodie Hart, A Very London Christmas