Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die Quotes

“I might’ve just blown my diet, but sometimes a girl’s just gotta indulge. Especially if this was your last night on earth. “I”
― Ramy Vance, Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die: The Complete Series

“Just because the gods aren’t there to pull the apocalypse lever doesn’t mean someone else can’t bump it.” I slumped against my truck and scrubbed my face with my hands. “Why does this happen to me? Why’s it always gotta be me?”
― Ramy Vance, Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die: The Complete Series

“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groins, and may your arms be too short to scratch,” the demon snarled. “Good-day, halfwits.”
― Ramy Vance, Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die: The Complete Series

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― Ramy Vance, Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die: The Complete Series