Spirited Situation Quotes

“For once, I want to know that I bring value to something.” His eyes blaze. “You do bring value,” he says fiercely. “You’re valuable. I’ve never met anyone more valuable, more precious than you. You light up the world.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“Seriously, though, I know it’s early days, but you have to think positive. Focus on the good and exciting parts of being together. If it doesn’t work out, fair enough, but don’t borrow trouble.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“I’ll miss you.” “Meep.” That was supposed to be “me too,” but I appear to have lost the power of speech. He leans forward, kisses me gently on the lips, and then stands and walks out. Holy fuck.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“If standing in a dark room and calling out “Demon Lord, I summon thee” works, then high school slumber parties probably would have wiped us out decades ago.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“I feel like Ewan sees who I am without all the ghost stuff. That’s scary enough, but worse? He likes it. He likes who I am.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“So now I’m just a scared shitless guy in a mostly dark basement with a bunch of ghosts and a soul-eating demon. And no idea how to get rid of said demon. Because let’s be real, whatever the ghosts want to call it, it’s probably a demon.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“I’m pretty sure it’s a health and safety violation for us to have a being that tries to kill people and eat their souls on the premises. Although, silver lining, it’s unlikely the inspector will ever notice and file a report about it.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“He sighs. “I don’t know why you won’t talk to me about your sexual exploits,” he complains. “It’s downright odd that you never bring anyone here to sodomize anymore. You always stay in town.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“Did I just turn a “hi, nice to meet you” moment into a philosophical debate about existence?”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“here’s a hard-learned fact about ghosts: they don’t spend eternity in the clothes they died in. Their visual forms, even the ones most people can’t see, are basically pure energy, so they can make themselves look however they want to.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“I see ghosts, hear them speak, and often get dragged into whole fucking conversations with them. It’s exhausting, but worse than that, it’s ruined my life.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“There’s nothing wrong with spending time with Mr. Right Now while I’m searching for Mr. Right.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“I am such an idiot. I should never be allowed to watch that movie drunk. Last time, I got on eBay and tried to buy a kids’ bike to deliver pizzas with because that seemed like such a good idea.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“You have no idea.” I sigh. “I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions and being an asshole.” “Apology accepted. Although, just gotta say, I like your asshole.”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation

“He frowns. “You were the asshole? I thought it was called the bottom? And don’t you prefer to—”
― Louisa Masters, Spirited Situation