Vile Bastards Quotes

“One of them had the audacity to tell me that I should smile. Bohnes pulled a knife on him from behind, but I was able to remedy the situation without bloodshed. I asked the guy if he’d like some advice on healthy eating to get rid of his beer belly. He didn’t seem to enjoy me policing his state of being any more than I enjoyed him doing it to me. Go figure.”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“I’m not a heroine in a grand adventure. I’m not a lesson in morality. I’m … I’m just human. Fucked-up and flawed and always making wrong decisions, confused about life but trying my best. What did Bohnes say about normal? That it was complacency, that equating common ailments to normality was the same as accepting the world was right and everything else was wrong.”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“If my life were a fairy tale—let’s be honest, all the original fairy tales had fucked-up endings so there’s a good chance I really could be living one—”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“She sits back up, picking at what appears to be a red velvet cupcake on her plate. As proof that there’s something wrong with this girl, she eats the frosting off the top and leaves the cake part. That’s serial killer shit right there. Who does that?”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“Okay, is that gonna be Apple Pay, Google Pay, cryptocurrency, or do you have the Industrial Coffee Co. app?” The bro-rista and Bohnes stare at one another in tense silence. “Have you ever heard of … cash?” Bohnes slides a wad of bills across the countertop, and I struggle to hold back a snort. “It’s not traceable.” That last part is delivered free of mirth; he means it.”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“Because feelings aren’t right or wrong. They’re just feelings. Even when you know they’re irrational or stupid or repetitive, they come, they sit, they stay”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“If a tear or two falls, so what? Grief is an endless chasm. As time passes, you can learn to skirt around it, but it’s always there. It never truly lessens, never truly dissipates. It can only be tolerated. After all, everything has a price. Grief is the price for love and, much as I might deny it, I know full well what a goddamn good deal it really is.”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards

“Cunt-punter is female for cock-blocker, by the way.”
― C.M. Stunich, Vile Bastards