The Grump Who Stole Christmas Quotes

“See you around, Kris Kringle.” “No one calls me that,” she shouted back. Cool, I thought. Now I knew what to call her every time.”
― S. Doyle, The Grump Who Stole Christmas

“I know, but I’m really trying to keep things as uncomplicated as possible.” “And ordering a shared plate is the thing that’s going to tip you over the edge? Not when I had you on your knees and was plowing you from behind?” I practically growled”
― S. Doyle, The Grump Who Stole Christmas

“His face darkened then. “You came?” I nodded. “Twice actually, which I’ve never really been able to pull off before. So good on you for giving me some proper motivation.” “Motivation? What the…you came? What about sleeping in the ache?” he shouted.”
― S. Doyle, The Grump Who Stole Christmas

“Are you putting me on?” I asked him. “Is this like some kind of humble country boy routine? Because I promise you, I’m not impressed. You know what would impress me? Changing the tire.” He glared at me then.”
― S. Doyle, The Grump Who Stole Christmas

“How far are we from town?” “A few minutes. Or a lifetime, depending on one’s perspective,” he drawled.”
― S. Doyle, The Grump Who Stole Christmas