A Totally Platonic Thing Quotes

“(And honestly, anyone expected to read thirty pages of Marxist criticism of The Sun Also Rises needed at least a beer. Barbiturates would’ve been better. And I was pretty sure Hemingway would’ve agreed with me.)”
― Eliot Grayson, A Totally Platonic Thing

“the first words I ever heard him say were, “The pretzel is a lie! And I’m going to call the Chancellor’s office! Like, oh my God, that is not. A. Pretzel!”
― Eliot Grayson, A Totally Platonic Thing