The Terrible Personal Shopper Quotes

“Please don’t let me mess this up. Please. I’ll just die. But then the tape grows taut and I’m not even all the way up his leg yet. I give it a tug with a grunt, trying not to make eye contact with the man’s lower body as I work with the tape. Then, to my total horror, the tape snaps and pings Blaze right in the area I was trying to avoid. He grunts and steps back, covering his crotch with both hands. A tear slides down his left cheek. This is so much worse than going up too high with the tape. So much worse. I stare at him dumbfounded for a few seconds before I find words. But instead of offering an apology, I hold up the two broken pieces of tape and frown at him. “You’re so big, you broke my measuring tape!”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper

“Elle’s Kitchen”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper

“wondering”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper

“Leia”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper

“a novelty gifts.”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper

“who says you she has”
― Laura Burton, The Terrible Personal Shopper