The Mary-Sue Extrusion Quotes

“The Rules were that if he got her he’d live and if he didn’t he’d die, simple as that. We’re dealing pretty much in binary-notational absolutism, here. Prometheus”
― Dave Stone, The Mary-Sue Extrusion: A Pandora Delbane Adventure

“Prometheus had stolen fire from the gods (from Hephaistos’s forge itself, as it happens) to make the lives of mortals better, so with a masterful bit of prototypical game-theory, Zeus set up a scenario that would, metaphorically, blow up in everybody’s faces and make life that much worse.”
― Dave Stone, The Mary-Sue Extrusion: A Pandora Delbane Adventure

“So if you’re reading this, and you know me, and I’m not dead yet, could you please come and rescue me?”
― Dave Stone, The Mary-Sue Extrusion: A Pandora Delbane Adventure

“As a novel, of course, the whole thing blows dead rodents somewhat more so than a dead-rodent blowing thing. What the hell do I know about writing novels? I have enough trouble dealing with all the shit that happens in real life. I”
― Dave Stone, The Mary-Sue Extrusion: A Pandora Delbane Adventure