Man, Fuck This House Quotes

“If you don’t care for the message, disparage the delivery.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“No one’s better at seeking out silver linings than the profoundly doomed.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“In Damien’s eyes, the dividing line betwixt adult and child was simply how self-serious one was.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“Ghosts didn’t exist, and if they did they certainly didn’t concern themselves with bored college dropouts who couldn’t accept the fact they’d accidentally become homemakers.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“the biggest lie he’d believed as a child was that adults knew what they were doing. They absolutely did not. In Damien’s eyes, the dividing line betwixt adult and child was simply how self-serious one was.  Children thought the moon was made of cheese; adults believed in more complex but equally silly things, like government. Everything was one big joke.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“the biggest lie he’d believed as a child was that adults knew what they were doing. They absolutely did not.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“the biggest lie he’d believed as a child was that adults knew what they were doing.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“Children thought the moon was made of cheese; adults believed in more complex but equally silly things, like government. Everything was one big joke.”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House

“The costume blood was a problem—none of it smelled enough like actual blood for his taste—but they really did make some astoundingly realistic prosthetics these days, and Damien figured he could cross the blood bridge when they got there. After all, practically everyone he knew was full of the stuff. They”
― Brian Asman, Man, Fuck This House