Albert Smith's Culinary Capers Quotes

“Unkindly, Albert remarked in his head that with the addition of a beard and fishing rod, he could model as a garden ornament.”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes

“manoeuvring”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes

“Rex didn’t even hear his human shouting. Every fibre of his being had been trained upon the road ahead because he knew there was a squirrel here somewhere. Then it popped out of the undergrowth to snag a nut and instinct took over. He had to get it, he had to stop it taunting him with its skippety little hops. Squirrels had to die. He didn’t know why, but his legs were moving before his brain told them to.”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes

“George’s smile was that of a lion who had just made it inside a zebra-only nightclub and was now taking off his stripey pyjamas to the horrified stares of all the other patrons.”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes

“moment later. ‘Mr Angel,’ she snivelled convincingly.”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes