Your Movie Sucks Quotes

“Is she killing these guys in a blackout? Wasn’t it Ann Landers who said that’s one of the twenty danger signals of alcoholism?”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Fate is not merely knocking on the door, it has entered with a SWAT team and is banging their heads together and administering poppers.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Strange that movies about Satan always require Catholics. You never see your Presbyterians or Episcopalians hurling down demons.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Siskel’s classic question, “Is this movie better than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Their costumes look purchased from the Goodwill store on Tatoine.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“calling out, “Trog! Trog!” As if Trog knew the”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“these are the Stepford Pilgrims.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “To kill one lover may be regarded as a misfortune. To kill three seems like carelessness?”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“As Oscar Wilde once said, “To lose one cell phone may be regarded as a misfortune; to go through seventy looks like carelessness.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“because in American movies, as we all know, sexual misconduct leads to bad real estate choices.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks

“which plays like porn dubbed by bitter deconstructionist theoreticians.”
― Roger Ebert, Your Movie Sucks