Doctor Mistake Quotes

“So you’re pregnant. And you’re with my brother. Not just living together but together together and that means I’m going to be the uncle to your kid—not just in title, but for real—and once Carter mans the fuck up and marries you, you’ll be my sister, again for real.” Grace gnaws on the corner of her lip, trying to hide her amused smile. “Yes. That about sums it all up.” “I wasn’t asking. I was telling you. That’s what’s happening here, Grace.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Mistake

“look over my shoulder at her. “You realize the irony of this, right? I’m an OB-GYN. Accidentally getting pregnant is like the most ridiculous thing we can do.” “Not just accidentally pregnant, babe. Accidentally pregnant with your OB-GYN attending man-lover. This is like a Top 40 solid platinum album here. You’re a country ballad waiting to happen.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Mistake

“Well, now he can fuck all those women all the ways he never did me without having to bother rushing home to me. My vibrator gave it to me better than he ever did.” Carter chokes on his breath, covering his face with his hands. Oliver makes a gagging noise in the back of his throat. “Incidentally, did you pack it?” I ask. “I have no idea,” Carter grumbles between his fingers. “I grabbed from drawers and just threw whatever I touched into the suitcase.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Mistake

“How is it that the human psyche is so conditioned to giving ourselves away to those who are quick to harm us and so slow to believe and trust those who wish to covet us?”
― J. Saman, Doctor Mistake