How to Survive Your Murder Quotes

“Adrenaline is good when you're running from serial killers.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“I heard somewhere that people say "I can't imagine" only about things they can imagine perfectly and wish they couldn't.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“And it takes me a second to remember what were actually talking about, the horror movie that is my life instead of the romantic comedy that is Millie's.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“I felt myself loosen a little, like I always did when talking about horror movies.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“Chloe was at a loss for words. What were you supposed to say when a guy made chain saw noises at you?”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“Maybe the lesson here is that it doesn’t matter how many times you rewind, there’s always something you’re going to regret.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“She figured they’d look seriously sick holding a chain saw, like the guy in that freaky chain saw movie, Jason, or whatever his name was.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“Did I miss anything good?”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“The rumors weren't totally clear, which is very on-brand for Wes.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“Wes looked back at me, waiting for me to say something, but for some reason the thing that popped into my head at that moment was this story I once heard about how the movie Saw was inspired by a news report about a man who broke into people’s houses to tickle the feet of sleeping children. Do not say that out loud, Alice.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“It wasn't even about fear - it was about being smart. Anyone who'd ever seen a scary movie knew to skip the corn maze, just like we knew not to venture down into a basement or up into an attic, to drive past hitchhikers and heed the warnings of toothless old men at gas stations. If you watched enough horrible things happen on-screen, you could figure out how to avoid them in real life.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“(Another ’90s slasher. Gory. Terrible. I’ve seen it twelve times.)”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“fall,”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder

“Beyoncé is iconic. Malala is iconic. Ed Gein is just another disturbing white dude.”
― Danielle Valentine, How to Survive Your Murder