White Ibis Quotes

“A mewling, confused gasp spurts from my lips as I gaze down into the toilet. I expect to see blood, perhaps chunks of flesh. Anything but what is there sitting at the bottom of the bowl clear as day. I plunge my hand into the toilet and pull it out, carefully, gingerly so as not to break it. In the palm of my hand was a single, perfect white egg.”
― Wendy Dalrymple, White Ibis

“Tuesday morning before work I get my dentist to fit me in for a quick botox touch up.”
― Wendy Dalrymple, White Ibis