Fallout Quotes

“The Rindhalu cruisers Sword of Darmok and Spear of Jalad performed a stealthy jump into the far reaches of the Tanagra”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“Your homeworld is a miserable ball of mud, infested with ignorant monkeys but, I have become rather fond of them. Their whacky antics amuse me.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“Publicly executing a selected group of troublemakers had surprisingly failed to improve workforce morale, and the project managers were scratching their heads about what else to do.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“I truly do not know who shot first.” “Han shot first,” I muttered.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“You’re doomed. Joe, seriously, what is wrong with you?” “I’m a guy, Skippy. There’s no cure for it.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“But,” I blinked at her, unable to process what I just heard. “I love bacon.” “Bacon does not love you back.” “I have a hard time believing that bacon would lie to me. Come on, it’s bacon. It loves us and wants us to be happy.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“You can dip the carrot sticks in ranch dressing, if that’s better.” “How about blue cheese dressing? You know, like when you get celery sticks with your Buffalo wings?” As I said it, I thought that maybe she had never eaten Buffalo wings. And I felt inconsolably sad for her.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“The main value was to see our guns blowing shit up. In case anyone out there thinks this is just a stupid guy thing, you- OK. I guess that’s fair.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“We could rebuild factories, better than new, but the loss of talented people would hurt us for a long time.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“The point of UN commissions is not to get anything done, it is to employ friends and relatives of UN officials for as long as possible, and to skim off the commission’s budget.” “Oh.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“First, arguing with me is pretty much a waste of time, because I am too stubborn and stupid to know when I’ve lost an argument.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“No! No way, Jose.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“that the perfect too often gets in the way of the good. Like, people waste so much time trying to make things perfect, they don’t get the good enough accomplished.”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout

“added,”
― Craig Alanson, Fallout