Galactic Attorney Quotes

“Most of the time, betrayal doesn’t look like Caesar getting knifed in the back. It’s usually something far less dramatic—something easily excused or even justified. Betrayal comes to most of us wearing jeans and a T-shirt. It’s the harmless bit of gossip, the convenient oversight, the phone call that isn’t made. Most of the time, betrayal is a coward.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“but the mind can only handle so much awe before it yawns and reaches for a different sort of catnip. Even the Grand Canyon is only grand for a little while. After that it’s just another detour on your way to a cold drink.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Two hundred is ridiculous. What are her meds? Ten, fifteen thousand? The five-times rule—” “There is no five-times rule,” I pointed out. “That’s a myth.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“He’d fixated on what the claim was actually worth and ignored how much it was worth for it to go away.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“winged-mammal guano crazy.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Jump through every loop. Dot every hi. Cross every sea. You will see for yourself. The blind shall see. The lame walk. The allergic will stop their sneezing. And you will be rewarded handsomely.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“You really have a health serum? One that will cure the human race of ‘every natural flaw?”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“you will discover the truth during the performance of your duties.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“TheraPods share a common goal: make humans good. Since that goal seems to be impossible, we shoot for making humans better.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“But wasn’t that how a reputation was built? One disaster at a time?”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Who came to night court when it could be avoided? It was like adding colonoscopy to your bucket list.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Like his father, Brandon was a terrible human being, but that didn’t make him a bad attorney. Quite the opposite.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“reeked of alcohol and a failed public education system.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“My history was written in collection letters.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Statue of Self-Determination”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Oliver Wendell loved his free speech, particularly at 3:00 a.m.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“something my former employer had called “ratlike instincts.” If the latter doesn’t sound like a compliment, you’ve never hired a personal-injury attorney.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Eufemia Kolpak,”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney

“Maybe she would warm up a little and give me a loan. All it would cost was the tiny slice of dignity I kept in reserve for emergencies.”
― Daniel Schwabauer, Galactic Attorney