Slummy Mummy Quotes

“Pictures never tell the whole story," I say trying to be reassuring. "They're a projection of how people want you to see them”
― Fiona Neill, The Secret Life Of A Slummy Mummy

“I'm still reeling from the fact that you went along with Emma's plan," he says "And that when you came home, you woke me up to show me a picture of your mobile phone of a walk-in wardrobe as though it was the most notable part of the whole exercise,"

Well, in a way it was," I say.”
― Fiona Neill, The Secret Life Of A Slummy Mummy