How Did You Survive Without Us? Quotes

“Of course I’d said yes. My exact words were: “What fabric softener does your mom use?” Quickly followed by, “I mean, yes, I’ll be your boyfriend.”
― Ki Brightly, How Did You Survive Without Us?

“Your hair reminds me of a gold pen I had once, and the pen is mightier than the sword, and Edward Bulwer-Lytton is credited with that line about Cardinal Richelieu, so do you mind if I call you Duke?”
― Ki Brightly, How Did You Survive Without Us?

“Sucks that our bodies don’t have warranties, right?”
― Ki Brightly, How Did You Survive Without Us?

“I hate the way blueberry candles smell. Have you ever had one burning in your house? They’re like breathing bad syrup.”
― Ki Brightly, How Did You Survive Without Us?