The Mistletoe Bet Quotes

“Will Ferrell. I hate him. I don’t know why—something about him just irks me. My least favorite actor of all time. Especially in anything Christmas related.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“Sorry, Little Scott, but being the only person around here with real Christmas spirit, you know how important it is to me to follow the holiday traditions. And the mistletoe?” He points above us. “It’s one of the most important ones.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I’m here for a week, and my life is not some cliché Hallmark movie where the corporate girl falls for the sweet, small-town guy when she comes home for Christmas to save the family business or some other contrived festive nonsense.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“You know what, Quinn?” Parker says, closing the space he just put between us. “I bet you, right here, right now, that if you give me these seven days you’re home, I can make you fall in love with Christmas all over again.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“but maybe coming home is exactly what you needed since you seem to have forgotten that.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I’m only the “pretty” fat girl. The “you have such a lovely face, but you would be so much prettier if only you were a little thinner” girl.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“He looks at you like you’re the only person in a room full of people.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“You’ve always been the one who could look a challenge in the eye and never once blink. You’ve always fearlessly followed your dreams and never hesitated to take what you want,”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I will always be a girl that needs her mom, and like now, sometimes a girl just needs a hug from her mom.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“It's lightly snowing, and cold as a witch’s tit out here.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“Parker pulls out onto the highway in the direction of his office, and as we drive, he cranks the music up, singing his own rendition of “Jingle Bells.” Only this time, it’s Jingle Balls, and now I can’t stop thinking about his balls.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“No matter how old I get, or how far I move, I will always be a girl that needs her mom, and like now, sometimes a girl just needs a hug from her mom.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“A lifetime of learning, baby. Mistakes are always going to happen, but if you follow your heart, it’ll guide you home. Wherever that may be.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I’m about to come, Quinn, and the only place I’m going to be coming is inside you,”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I’m here for a week, and my life is not some cliché Hallmark movie, where the corporate girl falls for the sweet, small-town guy when she comes home for Christmas to save the family business or some other contrived festive nonsense.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I'm only the ‘pretty’ fat girl. The ‘you have such a lovely face,’ but ‘you would be so much prettier if only you were a little thinner’ girl.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“For all my Ho Ho Ho’s who made the naughty list and wished that Hallmark movies came with spice. XO, Santa”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

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― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

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― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“I like you just the way you are, Quinn. ALL of you. Even the grumpy Christmas version of you. Whatever way I can have you. That’s the way I want you. I love your confidence and your drive. I love that you're fearless and ambitious. I love your attitude, your sass, your heart, and how kind you are. Whatever version you are or want to be, that’s who I want.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“he hauls me even closer and cradles my face tenderly in his hands. “You are fucking perfect, Quinn. You have always been perfect. I love every single goddamn inch of your curves. You hear me?”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet

“Sit back and buckle up, baby. You’re in for a ride.” Not sure if those words should excite or terrify me.”
― Maren Moore, The Mistletoe Bet