Razzmatazz Quotes

“The first pancake is why you have a dog, so you have someone to give it to who appreciate it.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“for all the welcome in their expressions I felt like a leper wearing a dead skunk for a tie.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“A guy who used to come in the bar told me once that if you go in someplace and they don’t pay any attention to you, then start stealing stuff. They’ll either start paying attention or you’ll have something for your time.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“but no one is more heavily burdened than a guy who thinks he knows a thing.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“There's too much day when you get up in the morning,' Moo Shoes whined. 'How do they do it? Citizens?'
'Suckers,' I said. 'You notice everyone is in a really foul mood in the morning? I don't recommend it.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“When he walked into Cookie's, everyone shouted, "Happy New Year," and he found a bit of a smile had been hiding somewhere way back in his heart.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz