The Worst Christmas Wife Quotes

“But, it’s the people in our lives that make it worth living. The day in and day out spent with them. For some reason, it all just seems a little more special around the holidays. I find, if you love someone, it’s easiest to tell them at Christmas.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“Everybody knew that the only thing glitter was good for was falling off of whatever it was supposed to be on and then living wherever it landed for the rest of eternity.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“my mom and dad would tell us the reason it got dark so early in the winter was so the Christmas lights could sparkle longer. Because they were prettier in the dark. So, we shouldn't be sad – or scared – we should get excited because when the days got shorter, it meant Christmas was coming.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“You have the personality of a lump of coal. You're the gift people are given when they're being punished.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“Thank you for saying that. I'm fueled by handsome men and the jealousy that I can cause in other people. This is one of the best mornings I've ever had.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“But, it’s the people in our lives that make it worth living.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife

“A well-dressed, sexy combination of Scrooge and the Grinch. By the looks of your minimally wrinkled face, you're not a huge fan of smiling.”
― Katie Bachand, The Worst Christmas Wife