The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

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― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“Villagers are weak and pathetic. They- AAAAHhh!!” he screamed when Elijah came around a house squeezing Bruce.  “KITTY!” he was shouting as he squished the black and white cat in a hug after hug.  Larry fainted. “Oh dear,” Mom said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“Oh, we love toooooo Bar-be-cue! Bar-be-cue! Put that meat on and cook a few! Heat those coals and bake those rolls Cook that beef ‘til it fills your soul! Sniff it Smell it Taste it Don’t waste it! Life is better with some barbecue!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“Bruce grabbed the rotten flesh with his teeth, tossed it into the air, then snatched it up and gobbled the whole thing down happily, his tail swishing. He didn’t look back at Mom as he began cleaning his paws.  “Darn cat!” Mom yelled. Chapter 5 Mom’s yelling had woken up the entire village and everyone came out of their homes, yawns on their faces. “KITTY!” Elijah shouted”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“they didn’t know how to spell Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop)? Either way, he slunk back into the shadows to find his next target. Chapter 21 Kate pushed Lady into a gallop as the pillagers advanced on the village.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“HOLY COW!” Jack said. “That’s a polar bear, Jack,” Kate said shaking her head. “You’re smarter than that.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15

“Are we there yet?” Ethan asked as they trudged through the soggy swamp.  “Not yet,” Dad said.  “Are we there yet?” Elijah asked as they got out of the swamp onto the dirt path leading into the mountains.  “Not yet,” Mom said.  “Are we there yet?” Alex asked as they hiked through the mountains, their group so large that it scared away any red-eyed goats.  “Not yet,” Dad said.  “Are we there yet?” Charlotte asked as they walked through the savannah towards their sandcastle on the beach. “NOT YET!” Dad shouted.  “Are we there yet?” Layla asked, when they arrived at the ocean. “Does it look like we’re there yet?” Dad asked through gritted teeth. “Hmm.” Layla looked around. “I’m not sure. What does it look like?” “AHHHHHH!” Dad screamed. “I’m going to go crazy!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 15