Three Nick Nowak Mysteries Quotes

“If there is a God, he’s a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw carrots and bean sprouts as appealing as a fatty, fried sandwich and a Marlboro.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“In fact, if more people had group sex the world would be a better place. Maybe there'd be less war and stuff. Okay, I knew I was high when that thought popped into my head.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing.
Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“Detective work is ninety-nine percent boring and one percent the kind of excitement no one should ever experience.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“Always be careful who you trick with. I should have that tattooed on my forehead so I can see it every morning when I shave.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“You want to fuck me?" he asked.

"The thought crossed my mind," I replied honestly.”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“He doesn't think you're going to be faithful, does he? Not while he fucks his wife every weekend."
"He doesn't fuck her."
"Where did the children come from?”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries

“I like a man who comes prepared. (Nick)”
― Marshall Thornton, Three Nick Nowak Mysteries